Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Today's Lunch Special : Cellulite.


Got up early just to get extra amped for school. (never) and we had the same classes that we have every day and they were grool and lunch was the same as every day…the good news is Mario Batali must have been in planning the lunch menu this summer which consists of 5 pounds of pasta with cream sauce and a different unidentifiable meat everyday…student with the highest cholesterol gets 10 points and the first one to have a literal heart attack takes the cake …or in this case a loaf of bread (the only side dish)  After school we obviously had to go to the gym due to our recent cellulite intake 2 hours prior…then we went straight from there to Jama (restaurant) for a sight visit where we were fed quesadillas and got a professional lecture.  After all of that we might have stopped by H&M / topshop and gone back to our dorm, made a note to pray that against all odds we wouldn’t get bed bugs & passed out.
Good night, sleep tight, fuck my life if the bed bugs bite.

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