Today all we had was a scrimmage then we were all headed to have the best time of our lives at the German music festival…Maggie & Sarah waited at the Tram station for 45 minutes where they met bachelor party #2- the groom accessorized with a construction hat that had a wig on it and a huge penis coming out of the top...u pay 50 cents and get to try to toss the ring and get it to land on the penis…Maggie succeeded & won two shots *AtHlEtIc* Luckily Maggie took some AWESOME pics to document this insane group of German bachelors…right about now you’re probably wondering why haven’t I yet seen this phenom photos – all questions can be answered at the bottom of the blog. Finally we found everyone, got on the tram with 600 other people got to our stop after an hour, got off while simultaneously getting the news that the music festival is overpopulated. Luckily Tanya was clutch & was able to catch a rich (now ex)-boyfriend who’s awesome flat we stayed at until an even worse venture back to cologne on the train where 3 people fainted, puked & started a fight in a 5ft by 5ft area..sweet. Needless to say it was necessary to head back to the gay pride festival for the night.
Maggie’s camera was ‘stolen’ at Patrick’s house the night before this blog went to press. Witnesses believe Tanya may have hidden the camera there for a desperate attempt to go back & search for it at Patrick’s in hope of finding not only the lost camera, but her & Patrick’s lost love. News of their relationship status can be found in blog section à Vacationships.
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