We had 2 hrs before getting on the 7 hour train ride to Dresden…so we figured we should probably go check out the gay pride parade in the daylight when weren’t nearly as drunk. It was mad crowded so we were trying to watch it from behind a fruity cocktail stand when the nice man invited us in to his booth where we got front row seats, free drinks & experience in bartending…literally worked this booth serving people drinks with as much gay pride as we could muster. It was sad to leave but even sadder to get on the smallest “bus” I’ve ever seen for 7 hours on the ottoban…literally words can’t even describe the uncomfortableness – except maybe assfart (German word for exit) of which we took 3 all going straight to the bk lounge. Finally we arrived at the one, the only, the jujitsu suite. When I say Jujitsu suite, I mean we literally walk into a facility resembling a German jail made by Judo-Natzi’s & our room was the Karate room complete with 1 bed, the Judo mat, for all 30 of us…our schedule’s explanation of this was ‘indoor camping’..obviously a typo, I’m pretty sure you meant indoor infections. It was already pretty late so we all got in our moldy sleeping bags purchased circa 1732 and got super comfy on the Jijitsu mat
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